just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
