Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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