Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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