hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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