Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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