Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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