U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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