Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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