NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
