We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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