True but thats because hes a fetus.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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