Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize