I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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