Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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