I heard we made out
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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