talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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