The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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