remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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