did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The air was thick with penises
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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