it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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