No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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