Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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