i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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