you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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