ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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