Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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