i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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