So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Of course I have a pirate flag
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Randomize
