I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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