dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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