She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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