I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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