I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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