listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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