is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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