He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
In America we eat man semen.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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