i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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