i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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