Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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