dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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