i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I think i got beer on your cat.
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