I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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