question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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