it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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