I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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