I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
