Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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