Ambien. No doubt about it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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