I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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