Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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