I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We left the knife in your bed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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