Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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