I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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