You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
