But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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