Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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